The Game remains the same , and so do The Rules .

As shallow as it sounds , and shallow it is ,
but the better lookin' you are ,
the more wackier stuff you may wear .
This also applies for the more buff Guys .
Yep , if you look like a damn Model ,
or built like a professional wrestler ,
you can get away with wearin' just about anything .
If you're ugly as a horse , keep it a bit more
on the tasteful and conservative side , ok ?
Instead , concentrate on a cool hairstyle to give
our purdier Brothers some competition .
I only want what's right for you .

This also applies to age .
The younger you are , the wilder your wardrobe may be .
I want you Young'uns to know how much I envy you .
There are so many bad-ass clothes around that only
our younger Brothers can get away with wearing .
But why y'all insist on wearing mere T-shirts ,
sneakers , and dorky-ass sunglasses is beyond me .
You whine about being individuals , and not wanting
to a clone of some cookie-cutter society .
So why do you dress all alike ? Beats me .
My only consolation is that you wear baseball caps ,
which has proven to make you pre-maturely bald .
You stupid fucks .

The most important rule of thumb for anyone is :

If you feel uncomfortable , you will look the same .
And how can you look good if you feel like shit ?
If you look uneasy and are tuggin' at yourself ,
you'll look about as Manly as a boy in Sunday School .

If you want to stand out from the crowd , and wear
something one-of-a-kind , you gotta have Balls .
Yes , you can't have any insecurity about your
clothes , or your sexuality for that matter .
If you feel uneasy with your crazy garb ,
people will smell that shit a mile away ,
and you'll appear to be a common Clown .

There is a rule that not only applies to lookin' good ,
but to all aspects of modern life , and that law is :

The less frills, patterns , clothing etc. , the better .
Does that mean you should just run around nekkid ?

When in doubt , wear Black .
Fashion Designers produce the wackiest shit
with the craziest colors , but they prefer to dress
in Black . Wonder why ? 'Cause it looks damn good .
Black attire can look classy and conservative ,
yet cutting-edge and rebelious , and has the
potential to hide all your worst physical flaws .
The best part about Black is that it frames your
face and hands , all that is uniquely you .
But you decide to wear all black clothes ,
make sure it's all the same shade of Black ,
unless you wanna look like the bottom of an ashtray .

An old rule when wearing any color you choose :
Men always be darkest at the feet ,
and lighter on upwards to avoid the Jester look .
Hence : Black shoes and forever .
And with Black shoes and pants , you can wear
the funkiest-ass shirt and still look oh-so-good .
By the way , I don'care what Tommy H. and Ralph L.
tell you to do , unless it's the Forth of July ,
the colors Red and Blue go very well together .

No matter how well you're groomed ,
unless you're built like the Rock ,
wearing a T-shirt will never impress anyone .
'Nuff said about that .

Brand names and Designer names mean nothing !
People who buy clothes based on the Maker
are shallow and uneducated at best .
Mercedes Benz also makes farm tractors ,
does that mean you will look cool driving one ?
Designers are notorious for makin' a buck by
simply slapping their name on a garment that
was produced by the same sweat shop which makes
clothes for discount stores such as Kmart .
Your upmost concern should be what looks best on you ,
not who's name is on the label .

A few more ground-rules to remember :



I'll get into that on the following pages .