Do looks matter ?
Yer damn skippy , they do !
Do you think that it's shallow to place
appearences high on the list of priorities ?
Then grow up , Little Boy !

Your outward appearance is the way the World sees you ,
and tells the story of how you feel about yourself .
If you wear tore-up T-shirts , raggedy jeans ,
and filthy shoes , the World will see you as
a Schmuck at best , at worst , you lead your life
teetering on the edge of homelessness .
It shows that you have no repect for yourself ,
so don't expect it from anyone else , Loser .
And it makes getting laid an unending battle .

Try this .
Take a nice walk through the Woods one day . Nice , huh ?
Now take the same stroll in the middle of the night .
Everything around is the same as it was during the day ,
but the simple lack of light makes it look like
a total different world . Maybe even a bit spooky .
This is what apperances are all about .

It's said that Diamonds are expensive
because they are so extremely scarce .
Would Diamonds still be expensive
if they looked something like Raisins ?
Why aren't the Gals from the Special Olympics
in the Swimsuit Issue of Sports Illustrated ?
Appearences DO matter , you need get used to it .
So why wouldn't you want to look your best ?
Beats me .

Now I ain't talkin' about dressin' up like
some ol' primped-up prissy prancer ,
there's a time a place for everything .
Hangin' around the house , scratchin' yer balls
and poppin' a brew in a three-piece suit
is about as stupid as watching 'Friends' ,
and pickin' up your measly paycheck at work
dressed like some Pimp Daddy is never cool .
But when you're out tryin' to impress someone ,
or out prowlin' for some she-meat ,
your clothes can do all the talkin' for you !
There's no need to even open your stinky mouth .

Man , wouldn't it be nice if all the Ladies
were checkin' you out and lusting after you ,
instead of the ususal gettin' ignored ?
Do you have any idea what it's like to have Guys
who would usually sneer , spit and stomp on you ,
suddenly open doors for you , and call you "Sir" ?
Would you like to know what that's like ?
All this can be yours , Buddy Boy !
Just straighten yer ass out a little , and you
can be on the positive end of the proof
of that old proverb :