Sunglasses go in and out of style so damn fast ,
by the time I finish this page , there will be
a whole new line of styles a-brewin' , I'm sure .
Today's Sunglasses lean towards a 70s look .
Big , bold , but light and airy .
Easy see-thru gradient colored lenses to be worn
inside and outside , and even at night .
Rimless or nearly so seems to be the rule .
Big o' aviator-like styles are also on the list .
Rhinestones designs on the lenses are popular now ,
but leave that crap to the Ladies and the Pimps ;
White Boys wearin' those look like pussies .

I'll start with a pair that are conservative .

These are lean , clean and mean and masculine .
Note the non-black lenses and wide ear pieces .
I recomend these if you wanna look contemporary ,
yet classy and distinguished .
Made just for you , but too boring for me .

A kick-ass pair .

Styin' and Profilin' .
Sleek mean-lookin' masculine Shades .

These pair are Funky , Monkey !
You only can wear these with a bad-ass outfit
and you gotta have big o' Balls !

Cool . No more , no less .

Simple rectangular suckers , ya gotta love 'em .
Note these aren't small and beady , but big n' ballsy .
These pairs are listed for $420.00 ,
just because they're offered by 'Nieman Marcus' ,
and yet they're made in Japan , what a rip-off .
You can find the same style and quality at your
local cheesy mall for $6.00 !
Yeah , I know , it's a wacky world....

Bitchin' shaped 'Fuck-me' glasses .

Some assorted desirables . Choice .
I've got the urge to wear every fucking one of these ,
hence I want 'em ....now .

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