Today's shoes often blur the lines between
athletic , casual , and formal wear .
Contemporary quality shoes are made not only
for style , but for all-important comfort .
Dress shoes are made as cushy as sneakers ,
and it's about damn time .

Again , I won't be covering athletic shoes here ,
there's so many different colors and prices ,
yet they're just about all the same , alas .

The shoes below seem conservative enough
to be worn at the office .

Don't let the meek look fool you .
You could probably Breakdance in these suckers .

These slip-on shoes are dresssy , yet bad-ass
enough to wear to your favorite Nightclub .

Comfy enough for workin' or dancing your ass of .
Note the squared off toes . Hell yeah .

Here is a small sample of today's hybird shoes ,
a cross between athletic and street shoes ,
tailored for looks and comfort .

They look stylish , and are as comfortable
as walking on a Baby's butt .

Shoes with bold Buckles . Choice .

These shoes take the traditional theme of lace-ups
and funk it up with square toes and Monster heels .

Clunky , Chunky , and Funky indeed , Baby .

Speaking of Funky....

These sleek city boots make me moist .
O so Sweet .

If you are in the market for Sandals ,
these are the styles you should be wearing .
If you have presentable feet , that is .

The only excuse for wearing Sandals other than these ,
like Teva™ or Birkenstocks™ , is if you are
stuck in the 80s , recovering from major foot surgery ,
or a Hard-core Lesbian .

The suede half-boots below are current imitations
of 'Clark's Wallabees' , several brands produce 'em .
They are popular now , look cool , and can be worn
with short or long pants as dressy street
substitutes for athletic shoes .

Sadly , they remind me how old I am .
I can remember wearing the originals in the 70s .

I've included the following shoes for shits n' giggles .
They are made by 'The Wicked Boot Company' ,
specializing in cutting-edge Motorcycle Boots .
You don't have to be a Biker to wear or enjoy 'em .
Note the signature metal guards on the soles .
These are truly shit-kickin' boots .

Just lookin' at these fuckers
makes me wanna stomp yer ass , Bitch .

All the above images were illegally
and unrespectfully stolen from

which bills itself as the world's
favorite online shoe store ,
and I can see why . They carry by far
the biggest selection of quality shoes
from the most desirable brands anywhere .

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