Y'know , I'm all for lookin' good for the Ladies .
And few things make a Girl happier than
being able to mark her territory by her choosing
your clothes and haircut for your sorry self .
Even I will tolerate that shit .
But your face hair belongs to you !
It is a total He-thing thing .
It's a constant visible in-your-face
sexual , downright phallic , reminder
of the inconquerable morphologic difference
between us .....and them .
That's why Wimmen wanna take it away from you .
Those Tarts just will have to deal with it .
If some Bitch complains about your whiskers ,
tell her to worry about her ugly-ass fingernails .

Once they get over the fact that you're
Man enough to choose to grow your own ,
most Women love it when you strut around
in the latest whisker cut , so there .

Most of my brothers are fortunate enough
to be able to hide our dorky mugs with
facial hair , groomed , of course .

If you're lucky and masculine enough
to be able to sprout a rug on your mug ,
then do it !
Yer a man .
Hell , take advantage of any ability
to hide that ugly-ass face of yours !
And to look good...keep it short !
I mean it !
Any hint of skraggle will tell the world
that you just don't give a lousy rat's ass
if you looked homeless or not .
I wish you good luck in life!

Sadly , beard style definitions and images
on the Web are far and few between , shucks .
This page is one of the better ones I've found .

This site has plenty photos , a beard poll ,
but alas , favors unhygenic , unkempt , full-grown
skraggly-ass beards , not for Today's Man ,
so stay thee away .
It also reeks of Gay interest .
Whatever flips yer switch .

On a lighter note , This little site ,
examines The Beard in Britsh Humor style .
Hardy bloody har har .

soon to come , hopefully real soon ,
i'll be offering some examples of...

as soon as i find some pix to steal .