This look is perfect for workin' on the docks ,
robbin' banks , and beatin' up queers ,
But this bloke was a tad weary of Guys and Gals
clutching their valuables when he walked by .
He needed of a look that encouraged respect , not fear .
Of course a whole new wardrobe was in order ,
and we slapped some faux eye-glasses on his mug ,
to turn the Urban to the Urbane .
Of course we also suggested to that ol' battle-axe
that he should friggin' SMILE a little more often .

Whoa ! Look what just a change of clothes can do !

Now instead of people grabbin' their wallets and purses
when he saunters on by ,
Guys grab their Women ,
and Girls clutch their hearts !

Uh oh , some is really enjoing the benefits
of their new look...

Here's the 'Before' and 'After' again...

Damn , it's like the battle between Good and Evil .
I'm glad he chose the right side....

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