Dork , Dork , Dork .
Jesus , how is it possible for a Guy to dress
like this for years and not become a victim
of a raging mob ? To even be employed ?
Has he not seen any Magazine , Tv Show , Movie ,
or any other piece of Cultural Media ?
Has he never been to a Mall ? Not even K-mart™ ?
This World never ceases to amaze me .
He asked his face not to be shown ,
and who could blame him ?

Naw , maybe I'm being to hard on this Guy .
If only because I see this same kinda outfit on
way too many ..uh.. I guess I'll call 'em "Men" .
I suffer like Jesus everytime I see this Look .

Crime #1 : He's wearing a Polo Shirt ,
that alone is a negative , but it also has a logo .
"Loser Golf and Bar-B-Q" or something .
I won't even discuss the color .

Crime #2 : That same shirt is frayed , splotched ,
wrinkled , streched , and otherwise tore-up .
And please note how they accentuate this Bubba's
ample spare tire and cute saggy tits .

Crime #3 : Those fucking Jeans . They are at least
one size too tight . They are straight leg cut
and stone washed , signs that they were fashionable
about fifteen years ago .

Crime #4 : Those Jeans are just about pulled up to
his ribs , making 'em look like Women's Jeans ,
and as if he's blessed with child-bearing hips .
Notice also the lack of a belt with a tucked in shirt .
Never tuck in a Polo shirt , in fact , never wear one .
If you do tuck in a shirt , wear a damn belt .
I think I'm gonna cry .

Crime #5 : This is the most heinous of our Buddy's
Fashion Crimes , and like his messed up old shoes ,
is not pictured here . This Guy has about one hundred
possible variants of this same fucking outfit . Ouch .

Okay , here goes nothing .....

Of course we must choose the all-sacred color Black ,
to smooth out the flaws of his less-than-perfect body .

This outfit is more comfortable that anything
he's ever worn before , and it looks so damn Pimpin' .
The pants actually fit his growing waist ,
and the shirt is loose and airy , and his size .
Since he thought an all-black wardrobe was too
severe , and apparently has a 'thing' for logos ,
we picked out a shirt with an evil little Devil
on the pocket . Cool , huh ? At least he thinks so .

For an even more Macked-out look , the shirt below
is both very casual and attention-getting .
To hell with the common Hawaiian shirt !

A Cock-fighting shirt for a Pimp-Daddy to be .
Knock 'em dead , Tiger !
Now you won't have to hide your face .

Here's the 'Before' and 'After' again...

The incredible thing here is that the clothes
on the right cost less than his original ones !

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