A Men's suit is the epitomy of Lookin' Good .
A suit will mask the most hideous of bodies ,
and give impart a taste of heroics to the buff .
Even ugly Gents will look suave in a suit 'n tie .
Wearing a good-lookin' suit will empower you ,
why do you think Businessmen are so snotty ?
Sadly , many Men fuck up the potential of suits .
As with all other clothing , the main rule is :

This rule is forsaken way too often , and it shows .

Men's most common complaint about wearing a suit is
that it is too constricting , and it's no suprise .
No , you will not fit in the suit that you wore
to the prom or your dissapointing wedding .
If you wore a shirt size 16-16¹/² , try a 17-17¹/² .
You fat neck shouldn't ooze over your collar
like some obese Bitch wearing spandex .

When you fasten the top button of your shirt ,
you shouldn't strain , dumb-ass , take a hint .
Most Guys think it's the tie that's cutting off
their circulation , but it's the damn shirt , get it ?
Quit being a cheap-ass and buy a shirt that fits .

You MUST have a least one current suit in your
wardrobe , or else you never will be a Real Man .
even if you will never plan to work in an office .
Someone you know is bound to die someday , or you
might be invited to a party where you need to dress .
Are you gonna sit home and cry , Cinderella ?
So get a fuckin' decent suit . Now .

As far as the fit of the suit itself , it should be
common knowledge that the sleeves shouldn't end
in the palms of your hands , nor your elbows .
The pants shouldn't touch the ground , nor show
your ankles while standing up , that's simple enough .
Suits are the most expensive of all Men's clothes ,
so please make sure you get your money's worth ,
and make sure it fits properly .

I won't be there to hold your hand when you
invest in a suit , so you have to put your trust
in the Salesperson . Just remember that you are
the Customer , and if you are not completely happy ,
don't buy the damn thing ! You might have to try
on several ones , stop being such a damn baby !
Since the cost is so high , especially if you be po' ,
I recommend you purchase one of the very latest style ,
so you can wear it at least for a couple of years ,
and still look your sharpest .

What color ? Black , Black , or Black .
If not , then think very dark . Watch out for
Navy Blue , some shades of that look cheesy .
A very dark Brown looks rich , but not if you
are fataly caucasian . Extremely dark Grey can
be cool , too . I've actually seen some very dark
Green suits that look killer on some of our
Blue and Green-eyed brothers . Unless you have
more than one dark suit , stay the hell away from
light or bright colored suits , I don't care
how much Spring is in the air .