Looking good is not a shallow matter .
Everyone knows that the better you look , the better you feel .
And the better you feel , the better you look !
It's an upward spiral that doesn't need to be an ego-trip .
You dont have to resort to expensive overhauls ,
the following advice is for people on a severe budget .
I know how it is , I'm just as poor as you .
I don't even have a real job , fool .

This site contains no tables , frames ,
nor any other kind of useless furniture .
No programs were used to build this site ,
it was done by hand , like your sex life .
If you come across uncompleted pages ,
it's because I'm still workin' on
this damn thing , ok ?

you are looking for links .
this is not a damn search engine .
do not enter if cussin' bugs you .
do not enter without a sense of humor.
this site is not recommended for image-disabled browsers ,
because it's all about aesthetics , you know .
all the following images are open to thievery ,
because electrons , by the laws of physics ,
cannot be copyrighted .