Ah , Colors !
Use your peepers and enjoy 'em at their fullest !

In the above examples , pastels are used
to attempt to tone down patterns
that otherwise might be a bit too loud .
Yeah , right .

Your typical Seventies autunmal colors
in a bold agreeable pattern . Not bad .

The use of African Pride colors are not intentional ,
I'm sure .

As far as the design ? I see ships ,
but I don't understand , Sailor .
A shirt made for "Saks Fifth Avenue" .

Wow , look at this !
Not only will these colors burn out your retinas ,
but the offending shirt comes with a matching tie !
You gotta have the balls of a Brahma to sport it !

I don't know how to describe this shirt ,

but it rocks , and I want it !

Whoa , get out you Shades , Bro !

You better be damn sure you're in a Party Mood
to wear these blatant creature features !
Or on your way to the Circus' employees entrance .

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